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5 Random Funny Comebacks:

   Man alive! But I wish you werent.
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   Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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   Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
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   Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
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   Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
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10 Highest Rated Comebacks:

1.   Man alive! But I wish you werent.
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2.   We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
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3.   Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
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4.   You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
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5.   I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.
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6.   I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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7.   Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?
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8.   You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!
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9.   Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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10.   Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
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10 Newest Comebacks:

1.   They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
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2.   You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
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3.   Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!
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4.   You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
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5.   You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appetite!
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6.   Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
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7.   Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
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8.   Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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9.   Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!
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10.   Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.
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