Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Welcome to Comebacks & Insults! Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say. 5 Random Funny Comebacks:     You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!! - Rate This Comeback     Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family. - Rate This Comeback     They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world. - Rate This Comeback     I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs. - Rate This Comeback     Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot. - Rate This Comeback 10 Highest Rated Comebacks: 1.    I believe in respect for the dead: in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead. - Rate This Comeback 2.    Man alive! But I wish you werent. - Rate This Comeback 3.    We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough. - Rate This Comeback 4.    Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle. - Rate This Comeback 5.    You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent. - Rate This Comeback 6.    I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you. - Rate This Comeback 7.    I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. - Rate This Comeback 8.    Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull? - Rate This Comeback 9.    You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it! - Rate This Comeback 10.    Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. - Rate This Comeback 10 Newest Comebacks: 1.    They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world. - Rate This Comeback 2.    You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you. - Rate This Comeback 3.    Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left! - Rate This Comeback 4.    You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside! - Rate This Comeback 5.    You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appetite! - Rate This Comeback 6.    Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! - Rate This Comeback 7.    Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose. - Rate This Comeback 8.    Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials. - Rate This Comeback 9.    Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale! - Rate This Comeback 10.    Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt. - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Birthday Quotes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Marriage Quotes - Famous Quotes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Famous Quotes - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes