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5 Random Funny Comebacks:

   You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
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   You got more issues than National Geographic!
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   Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
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   Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
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   If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
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10 Highest Rated Comebacks:

1.   Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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2.   Stress is when you wake up screaming, and you realize you havent fallen asleep yet.
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3.   I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
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4.   You grow on people -- like a wart!
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5.   You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!
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6.   Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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7.   Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
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8.   Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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9.   You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
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10.   You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
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10 Newest Comebacks:

1.   They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
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2.   You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
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3.   Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!
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4.   You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
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5.   You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appetite!
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6.   Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
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7.   Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
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8.   Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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9.   Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!
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10.   Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.
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