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1.	A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
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2.	All that you are you owe to your parents. Why dont you send them a penny and square the account?
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3.	Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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4.	Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
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5.	Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?
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6.	Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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7.	Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
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8.	He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
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9.	Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she's at rest and so am I.
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10.	Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
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