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11.	I believe in respect for the dead: in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
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12.	I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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13.	I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
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14.	I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
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15.	I hear you were born on April 2: a day too late!
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16.	I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
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17.	I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.
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18.	I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
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19.	I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
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20.	I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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