| 1. | You should toss out more of your funny remarks: that's all they're good for. |
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| 2. | You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it! |
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| 3. | You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since. |
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| 4. | Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose. |
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| 5. | Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you. |
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| 6. | I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. |
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| 7. | You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies! |
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| 8. | You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside! |
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| 9. | He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. |
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| 10. | Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family. |
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