| 1. | Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family. |
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| 2. | Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself! |
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| 3. | Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale! |
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| 4. | Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself. |
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| 5. | You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. |
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| 6. | Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck. |
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| 7. | I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. |
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| 8. | You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough. |
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| 9. | All that you are you owe to your parents. Why dont you send them a penny and square the account? |
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| 10. | You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth! |
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