Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 11/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 659   Joke: You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth! - Rate This Comeback 2.    You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough. - Rate This Comeback 3.    You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies! - Rate This Comeback 4.    You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since. - Rate This Comeback 5.    Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she's at rest and so am I. - Rate This Comeback 6.    You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside! - Rate This Comeback 7.    You are proof that God has a sense of humor. - Rate This Comeback 8.    Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING. - Rate This Comeback 9.    Don't you need a license to be that ugly? - Rate This Comeback 10.    Is your name Amazon? You"re so wide at the mouth. - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Birthday Quotes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Marriage Quotes - Famous Quotes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Famous Quotes - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes