Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 11/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 731   Joke: I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    Stress is when you wake up screaming, and you realize you havent fallen asleep yet. - Rate This Comeback 2.    I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. - Rate This Comeback 3.    Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot. - Rate This Comeback 4.    He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. - Rate This Comeback 5.    You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter? - Rate This Comeback 6.    Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down. - Rate This Comeback 7.    You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth! - Rate This Comeback 8.    You never strike out blindly: you fail in the light. - Rate This Comeback 9.    They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. - Rate This Comeback 10.    You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale! - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Short Jokes - Jokes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes