| 1. | You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes. |
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| 2. | There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. |
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| 3. | Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family. |
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| 4. | I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. |
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| 5. | A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. |
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| 6. | Man alive! But I wish you werent. |
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| 7. | Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose. |
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| 8. | I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. |
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| 9. | You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth! |
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| 10. | I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high. |
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