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Date Added:11/08/2009
Rating:5 stars     
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Joke:I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
 
 


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3.   Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!
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4.   You grow on people -- like a wart!
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5.   You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.
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6.   You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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7.   I believe in respect for the dead: in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
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9.   If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
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