| 1. | Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more! |
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| 2. | Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. |
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| 3. | Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose. |
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| 4. | You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies! |
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| 5. | You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one. |
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| 6. | I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. |
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| 7. | I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. |
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| 8. | You never strike out blindly: you fail in the light. |
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| 9. | You should toss out more of your funny remarks: that's all they're good for. |
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| 10. | If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo! |
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