Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 11/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 1264   Joke: Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more! - Rate This Comeback 2.    If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo! - Rate This Comeback 3.    You're as fake as a three dollar bill! - Rate This Comeback 4.    You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle...!! - Rate This Comeback 5.    All that you are you owe to your parents. Why dont you send them a penny and square the account? - Rate This Comeback 6.    Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. - Rate This Comeback 7.    Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left! - Rate This Comeback 8.    You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one. - Rate This Comeback 9.    Yo momma's so so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued! - Rate This Comeback 10.    Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up. - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Birthday Quotes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Marriage Quotes - Famous Quotes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Famous Quotes - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes