Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 11/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 1468   Joke: Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you. - Rate This Comeback 2.    You should have been born in the Dark Ages: you look terrible in the light. - Rate This Comeback 3.    Yo momma's so so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued! - Rate This Comeback 4.    So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. - Rate This Comeback 5.    I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. - Rate This Comeback 6.    Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. - Rate This Comeback 7.    Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more! - Rate This Comeback 8.    I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high. - Rate This Comeback 9.    Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself! - Rate This Comeback 10.    I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you. - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Birthday Quotes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Marriage Quotes - Famous Quotes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Famous Quotes - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes