Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 11/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 633   Joke: If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    Man alive! But I wish you werent. - Rate This Comeback 2.    Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. - Rate This Comeback 3.    You got more issues than National Geographic! - Rate This Comeback 4.    You're as fake as a three dollar bill! - Rate This Comeback 5.    I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying. - Rate This Comeback 6.    You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle...!! - Rate This Comeback 7.    Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck. - Rate This Comeback 8.    You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale! - Rate This Comeback 9.    Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone! - Rate This Comeback 10.    You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth! - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Birthday Quotes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Marriage Quotes - Famous Quotes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Famous Quotes - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes