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Date Added:	11/08/2009
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Joke:	Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

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1.	You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale!
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2.	Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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3.	I believe in respect for the dead: in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
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4.	There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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5.	You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.
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6.	Stress is when you wake up screaming, and you realize you havent fallen asleep yet.
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7.	I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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8.	Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
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9.	You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
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10.	Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
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