Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 11/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 1176   Joke: I hear you were born on April 2: a day too late!   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. - Rate This Comeback 2.    Yo momma's so so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued! - Rate This Comeback 3.    I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. - Rate This Comeback 4.    Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt. - Rate This Comeback 5.    Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose. - Rate This Comeback 6.    Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. - Rate This Comeback 7.    Your village just called. They're missing an idiot. - Rate This Comeback 8.    Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle. - Rate This Comeback 9.    Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself. - Rate This Comeback 10.    You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!! - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Short Jokes - Jokes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes