Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 11/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 661   Joke: You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! - Rate This Comeback 2.    You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appetite! - Rate This Comeback 3.    If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo! - Rate This Comeback 4.    He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. - Rate This Comeback 5.    Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull? - Rate This Comeback 6.    You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it! - Rate This Comeback 7.    You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you. - Rate This Comeback 8.    Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more! - Rate This Comeback 9.    You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one. - Rate This Comeback 10.    Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down. - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Birthday Quotes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Marriage Quotes - Famous Quotes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Famous Quotes - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes