| 1. | Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself. |
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| 2. | Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more! |
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| 3. | You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!! |
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| 4. | You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. |
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| 5. | Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale! |
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| 6. | I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo. |
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| 7. | You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent. |
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| 8. | If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo! |
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| 9. | Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. |
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| 10. | You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it! |
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