Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 12/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 645   Joke: You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. - Rate This Comeback 2.    Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was. - Rate This Comeback 3.    Stress is when you wake up screaming, and you realize you havent fallen asleep yet. - Rate This Comeback 4.    You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes. - Rate This Comeback 5.    You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it! - Rate This Comeback 6.    You should have been born in the Dark Ages: you look terrible in the light. - Rate This Comeback 7.    We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move. - Rate This Comeback 8.    You never strike out blindly: you fail in the light. - Rate This Comeback 9.    Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. - Rate This Comeback 10.    Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials. - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Short Jokes - Jokes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes