| 1. | Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself. |
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| 2. | You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appetite! |
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| 3. | We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough. |
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| 4. | Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. |
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| 5. | I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo. |
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| 6. | Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale! |
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| 7. | Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! |
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| 8. | You are master in your own house -- the doghouse! |
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| 9. | Stress is when you wake up screaming, and you realize you havent fallen asleep yet. |
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| 10. | You're as fake as a three dollar bill! |
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