Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 12/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 829   Joke: Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself!   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes. - Rate This Comeback 2.    You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it! - Rate This Comeback 3.    You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside! - Rate This Comeback 4.    You're as fake as a three dollar bill! - Rate This Comeback 5.    You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one. - Rate This Comeback 6.    If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo! - Rate This Comeback 7.    I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? - Rate This Comeback 8.    Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials. - Rate This Comeback 9.    You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale! - Rate This Comeback 10.    We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move. - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Short Jokes - Jokes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes