Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 12/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 1228   Joke: You got more issues than National Geographic!   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one. - Rate This Comeback 2.    I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. - Rate This Comeback 3.    You never strike out blindly: you fail in the light. - Rate This Comeback 4.    Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot. - Rate This Comeback 5.    Your village just called. They're missing an idiot. - Rate This Comeback 6.    Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left! - Rate This Comeback 7.    I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. - Rate This Comeback 8.    Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING. - Rate This Comeback 9.    Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! - Rate This Comeback 10.    You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside! - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Birthday Quotes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Marriage Quotes - Famous Quotes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Famous Quotes - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes