Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 12/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 1318   Joke: Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes. - Rate This Comeback 2.    Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she's at rest and so am I. - Rate This Comeback 3.    You got more issues than National Geographic! - Rate This Comeback 4.    I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs. - Rate This Comeback 5.    A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. - Rate This Comeback 6.    Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone! - Rate This Comeback 7.    There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. - Rate This Comeback 8.    Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials. - Rate This Comeback 9.    Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! - Rate This Comeback 10.    Your village just called. They're missing an idiot. - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Birthday Quotes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Marriage Quotes - Famous Quotes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Famous Quotes - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes