| 1. | Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale! |
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| 2. | You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough. |
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| 3. | I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. |
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| 4. | Yo momma's so so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued! |
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| 5. | You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent. |
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| 6. | You never strike out blindly: you fail in the light. |
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| 7. | You're as fake as a three dollar bill! |
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| 8. | Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot. |
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| 9. | Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. |
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| 10. | They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world. |
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