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Date Added:12/08/2009
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Joke:Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
 
 


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2.   You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
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3.   Yo momma's so so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued!
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4.   They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
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6.   You're a habit I'd like to kick: with both feet!!
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7.   You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
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8.   Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.
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9.   Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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10.   Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
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