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Date Added:12/08/2009
Rating:4 stars     
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Joke:Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
 
 


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1.   There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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2.   Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
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3.   You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale!
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4.   You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
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5.   Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.
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6.   You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
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7.   Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!
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8.   You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
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9.   Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
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10.   All that you are you owe to your parents. Why dont you send them a penny and square the account?
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