| 1. | Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale! |
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| 2. | Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials. |
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| 3. | Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! |
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| 4. | Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. |
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| 5. | A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. |
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| 6. | Yo momma's so so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued! |
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| 7. | There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them. |
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| 8. | Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. |
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| 9. | You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside! |
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| 10. | I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo. |
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