| 1. | Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. |
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| 2. | There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them. |
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| 3. | You're as fake as a three dollar bill! |
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| 4. | Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family. |
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| 5. | You should toss out more of your funny remarks: that's all they're good for. |
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| 6. | Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt. |
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| 7. | Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale! |
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| 8. | Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you. |
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| 9. | I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you. |
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| 10. | I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying. |
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