Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 08/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 209   Joke: Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. - Rate This Comeback 2.    They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. - Rate This Comeback 3.    Your family tree is good, but you are the sap. - Rate This Comeback 4.    You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies! - Rate This Comeback 5.    I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs. - Rate This Comeback 6.    You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. - Rate This Comeback 7.    Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up. - Rate This Comeback 8.    Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself! - Rate This Comeback 9.    Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family. - Rate This Comeback 10.    You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you. - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Birthday Quotes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Marriage Quotes - Famous Quotes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Famous Quotes - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes