Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 09/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 777   Joke: Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait! - Rate This Comeback 2.    I believe in respect for the dead: in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead. - Rate This Comeback 3.    I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. - Rate This Comeback 4.    Is your name Amazon? You"re so wide at the mouth. - Rate This Comeback 5.    Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose. - Rate This Comeback 6.    Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt. - Rate This Comeback 7.    Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up. - Rate This Comeback 8.    Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself. - Rate This Comeback 9.    I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high. - Rate This Comeback 10.    Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Birthday Quotes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Marriage Quotes - Famous Quotes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Famous Quotes - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes