Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 09/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 759   Joke: Stress is when you wake up screaming, and you realize you havent fallen asleep yet.   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. - Rate This Comeback 2.    Man alive! But I wish you werent. - Rate This Comeback 3.    You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool. - Rate This Comeback 4.    Your village just called. They're missing an idiot. - Rate This Comeback 5.    You should have been born in the Dark Ages: you look terrible in the light. - Rate This Comeback 6.    You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one. - Rate This Comeback 7.    You should toss out more of your funny remarks: that's all they're good for. - Rate This Comeback 8.    There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them. - Rate This Comeback 9.    We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move. - Rate This Comeback 10.    You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one. - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Birthday Quotes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Marriage Quotes - Famous Quotes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Famous Quotes - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes