Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search   Random Comeback  | Gifts SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Comeback: Category: Comebacks and Insults Date Added: 09/08/2009 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 1267   Joke: I believe in respect for the dead: in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.   More Comebacks And Insults: 1.    He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. - Rate This Comeback 2.    You are master in your own house -- the doghouse! - Rate This Comeback 3.    Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. - Rate This Comeback 4.    Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait! - Rate This Comeback 5.    We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough. - Rate This Comeback 6.    You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside! - Rate This Comeback 7.    Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale! - Rate This Comeback 8.    You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough. - Rate This Comeback 9.    Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down. - Rate This Comeback 10.    Don't you need a license to be that ugly? - Rate This Comeback Home | View All Comebacks | Browse A to Z | Search | Random Comeback Comebacks & Insults collection that contains truly witty and funny one liners, funny insults, Yo Momma Jokes, rude sayings and just plain stupid stuff to say - Comebacks & Insults Clean Jokes - Short Jokes - Random Facts - Funny Quotes - Funny Riddles - Riddles - Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts - Knock Knock Jokes - Interesting Facts - Random Funny Facts - Useless Facts - Weird Facts - Gross Facts - Did You Know Facts - Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes - Birthday Quotes - Difficult Riddles - Funny Jokes - Jokes - Marriage Quotes - Famous Quotes - Birthday Jokes - Riddles - Free Online Dating - Short Famous Quotes - Short Quotes - Blonde Jokes