| 1. | Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side. |
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| 2. | Stress is when you wake up screaming, and you realize you havent fallen asleep yet. |
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| 3. | If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative |
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| 4. | You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent. |
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| 5. | You're as fake as a three dollar bill! |
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| 6. | Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose. |
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| 7. | I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo. |
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| 8. | You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one. |
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| 9. | Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family. |
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| 10. | Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale! |
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